ARMAGEDDON?....WE HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU !!

DON'T SAY WE DON'T LOOK OUT FOR OUR READERS. WE HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU IN THE CASE OF A PANDEMIC, A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, A METEOR STRIKE, AN INVASION OF ALIENS, A CLIMATE APOCALYPSE, OR JUST TO GET AWAY FROM UNDESIRABLE RELATIVES............ AND IT WON'T COST YOU THE EARTH.

Dear readers, there are thousands upon thousands of underground bunkers around the world for sale right now. Many are home-built, many are commercially made and sold, and many are converted and decommissioned DUMBS [Deep Underground Military Bases]. They range in price from economy models at around $20,000 up to the five-star luxury models selling for in excess of $1,000,000. Or you can build your own. Some are isolated, some are communal, while others are for the select elites where you could even have Bill Gates as your neighbour. But, don't delay because the current apocalyptic pandemic is seeing a rush on sales of the very best bunkers.

SO, HERE WE GO...........

First up - Build your own with this 10 min. lesson:-

Here is a sample of a top secret bunker, a decommissioned Base converted for 7000 "select" American citizens to survive any disaster. A 2 min. tour ........

BUT, there are plenty ready and waiting for we plebs, in all shapes and sizes. HERE is a link to the best deals with a sample below of cheap communal hide-aways where 100's can live communally .........

3. Vivos xPoint Private or Shared Underground Bunkers

Outside view of Vivos xPoint bunkers

In a truly ambitious project in the Black Hills area of South Dakota, just south of the City of Edgemont, lies the world’s largest community bunker area of interlinked bunkers. It was a former army munitions depot consisting of 575 hardened concrete military bunkers. Each shelter has been renovated to be a completely self-sufficient life preserving nuclear fallout bunker which is built to withstand a 500,000-pound internal blast.

Let’s just say, if you are in one of these, you’re going to be safe. They are designed to withstand virtually anything as the bunkers are protected by thick berms of earth, which stops any surface damage. They are self-sufficient with access to off-grid water wells that pump deep from the artesian aquifer and stored within large underground reinforced tanks.

If you are planning on throwing a doomsday party, there’s plenty of space for friends, with each bunker having the floor space to accommodate 10 – 24 people and cater for them for more than a year with supplies.

As far as pricing goes, the Vivos xPoint underground bunkers are quite competitive. Given that they are refurbished military sites and have that community aspect to them, have private roads and landing strips, if you are making the investment for a bunker not in the home, but one that is managed by professionals experienced in nuclear survival and, well, doomsday prepping, then these bunkers are very good option.

The private bunkers, which fit anywhere from 10-24 people, cost a one-time upfront amount of $25,000 and are followed with an annual preservation fee of $1000. Splitting that with your friends makes this a very affordable bunker, however, you just need to convince them to invest in end-of-the-world insurance, and you’d want to hope they are good enough friends that you could stay locked up in a bunker with them.

For all the other deals, see the full list here: https://thepreppingguide.com/underground-bunkers/ 

But if you want you super-luxury and you have been saving your pennies  and cheating the tax man, then this is for you ........

The "piece de resistance" may be a bunker built by Bill Gates, and maybe you could even have him as your neighbour ...........

BUT, if you are just an ordinary, average, not-too-well-off Aussie, then get yourself a truck.....

NOW FOLKS, YOU MAY STILL BE THINKING THAT A LAND-BASED BUNKER IS NOT SAFE ENOUGH .......WHAT, WITH THE EXTINCTION REBELLION WARNINGS AND ALL. SO, WE WILL NEXT RELEASE SOME ALTERNATIVES FOR LIVING AND SURVIVING UNDER THE OCEAN AS WELL AS - FOR THOSE ELON MUSKIVITES - SURVIVING IN OUTER SPACE.

DON'T SAY WE DON'T CARE.

WASH YOUR HANDS !!!